Who is Geronimo Stilton? That's me! I run newspaper, but my true passion is writing adventure stories. Here in New Mouse City, the capital of Mouse Island, my books are all bestsellers! My stories are funny, fa-mouse-ly funny. They are whisker-licking-good tales, and that's promise! Valley of the giant skeletons: Tuslaarai! Tuslaraai! That's Mongolian for "Help!" and holey cheese did i need some! I was lost in the Gobi Desert, looking for a hidden treasure. So far, all i had found were sandstorms, camels, and... giant dinosaur bones? Rat-munching rattleskanes - how do i get myself into this situations?]